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Biblical Absurdities 2
Abomination! 2
God = Corrupt Tree? 2
God isn’t an EOE. 2
Lost your penis? No church for
you! 3
Solomon’s got the whole world: 3
The Foreskin Savior 4
Kill a servant, sure… so long as
they die a day or two later! 4
Godly castration: 4
God plays with a man’s life
– for no reason…. 5
Who and Abel? 5
Fiancé not a virgin? Stone her
to death! 6
Women should keep quiet!! 6
Only male virgins in god’s choir! 6
Things Jesus tells us to do: 6
Child Eating…. 7
The tenth, and most profound
commandment, cooking a goat! 8
Cruel Punishment 9
Bear Eating Children: 9
God kills the women and children alike: 9
Corruption of seeds and dung: 9
Child Robbing Animals and Desolate
People: 10
Eat your kids: 10
Incurable Disease: 10
An assortment of sorrows: 10
50000 die due to 5. 10
Kids misbehaving? Stone them to death! 11
Favoritism? 11
Killing the innocent 12
God and his children: 12
Abomination!
Prov. 15:26: "Evil plans are an abomination to
the LORD.”
Yet god himself
makes evil plans?
Exo. 32:14 “And the Lord repented of the evil
which he thought to do unto his people.” Jer.
18:11 “Thus saith the Lord; Behold, I frame
evil against you, and devise a device against you.”,
etc.
Is god an
abomination unto himself? That might explain all the anger and
violence; self-disgust often leads to anger displacement on others
– maybe that is why he created some people as “objects of
wrath” (Rom. 9:22)!
God = Corrupt Tree?
1 Sam.
16: 14 – 15: “Now the Spirit of the LORD had departed from
Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD tormented him.
Saul's attendants said to him, ‘See, an evil spirit from God is
tormenting you.’” Isa. 45:7 “I
make peace and create evil. I the Lord do all these things.” Lam.
3:38 "Dost not out of the mouth of the most High
proceedeth evil and good?"
Even so every good
tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt
tree bringeth forth evil fruit. (MTH 7:17)
God isn’t an EOE.
What a
bummer, first god creates you deformed, then to add insult to injury
doesn’t allow you to enter his sanctuary! If a crippled person,
hunchback or any other person with an anomaly should enter the sanctuary,
god says he will desecrate it with his mere presence. Can you feel the
love? The Bible also tells us that god selects and creates some with
disabilities, sounds a little unfair… Exodus 4:21 “Who gave man
his mouth? Who makes him deaf or mute? Who gives him sight or makes him
blind? Is it not I, the LORD?”
Leviticus 21:16-23:
“The LORD said to Moses, “Say to Aaron: ‘For the
generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near
to offer the food of his God. No man who has any defect may come near: no
man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled
foot or hand, or who is hunchbacked or dwarfed, or who has any eye defect,
or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. No descendant
of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the
offerings made to the LORD by fire. He has a defect; he must not come near
to offer the food of his God. He may eat the most holy food of his God, as
well as the holy food; yet because of his defect, he must not go near the
curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary. I am the
LORD, who makes them holy.’” Someone needs to call the EOC…
Lost your penis?
No church for you!
Deuteronomy
23:1 "No one who is emasculated or has his male organ cut off shall
enter the assembly of the LORD.” [NASB] Alternatively, “He that
is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter
into the congregation of the LORD. [KJV]”
Strange, you
can’t enter the church if you’ve lost your
“member”. Yet in the gospels Jesus encourages men to
become eunuchs (Mat. 19:11-12)? And in Rev. we learn about
god’s 144,000 member choir of male virgins; so if you cut if off
– you can’t enter his assembly – but if you keep it and
don’t use it you might get into his choir?
Solomon’s got the
whole world:
1 Kings
10:24 “The whole world sought audience with Solomon to hear the
wisdom God had put in his heart.”
God speaks to
people through an ass (and we’re not talking about Pat Robertson,
here):
Numbers
22:22-33 “And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell
down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass
with a staff. And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she
said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me
these three times? And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword
in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. And the ass said unto
Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast
ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and
he said, Nay. Then the LORD opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel
of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he
bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.”
The Foreskin Savior
Exodus
4: 24- 26 “At a lodging place on the way, the LORD met [Moses] and
was about to kill him. But Zipporah took a flint
knife, cut off her son's foreskin and touched [Moses'] feet with it. So the
LORD let him alone.”
Exodus
21: 20-21 "If a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod and he
dies at his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, he survives a day or
two, no vengeance shall be taken; for he is his property.”
Godly castration:
Matthew 19 11-12
“But he said to them, "Not all men can receive this saying, but
only those to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs who have been so from
birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by men, and there
are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of
heaven. He
who is able to receive this, let him receive it."
Eunuch:
A man who has been castrated. The Scholar's Version has: "There are
castrated men who castrated themselves because of Heaven's imperial rule.
If you are able to accept this (advice), do so." KJV has it as well.
Notice how NIV changes the last part of the verse: “For some are
eunuchs because they were born that way; others were made that way by men;
and others have renounced marriage because of the kingdom of heaven. The
one who can accept this should accept it."” Somehow, they pull
renounce marriage from eunuch, yet numerous other translates agree it is
eunuch, or castrated. People around the world have actually done this to be
more in-line with Biblical teaching.
Job
2:3 “Then the LORD said to Satan, "Have you considered my
servant Job? There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright,
a man who fears God and shuns evil. And he still maintains his integrity,
though you incited me against him to ruin him without any reason."
God
mark’s Cain so that he’ll be recognized by other people –
but there are only three other people alive at this time (and they’re
his relatives)! Let’s see your Adam,
then there’s Eve, and you are who, again? This is all so hard to
remember! Who’s going to kill Cain, his children?
Genesis 4:15 But the LORD said to him, "Not so; if
anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over." Then
the LORD put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him.
Exodus 34:14
“Do not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous,
is a jealous God.”
No wonder he hasn’t answered my prayers, I haven’t used
the right name… The name "Jehovah" is a Christian mistake.
It was forbidden to pronounce the name "YHWH" and readers of the
Hebrew scriptures were supposed to say "Adonai" in its place. "In written texts the
vowels of Adonai were combined with the
consonants YHWH to remind readers to pronounce Adonai
instead of Yahweh. The incorrect hybrid, 'Jehovah,' arose from Christian
misunderstanding in the late Middle Ages."
Deuteronomy
22:13-21
I
Timothy 2:12 “do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority
over a man; she must be silent.”
Actually, I’d
have to agree with that one…
Rev.
14:1-4
“and they sung as it were a new song before the throne,
… and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four
thousand,… which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins.”
If
heaven’s choir will be composed of 144,000 male virgins, will
hell’s choir be 144,000 female virgins?
– If so, I definitely want to go there!
Don't plan for the future.
(Matthew 6:34)
Don't save money. (Matthew
6:19-20)
Don't become wealthy. (Mark
10:21-25)
Sell everything and give it to
the poor. (Luke 12:33)
Don't work to obtain food.
(John 6:27)
Don't have sexual urges.
(Matthew 5:28)
Make people want to persecute
you. (Matthew 5:11)
Let everyone know you are
better than the rest. (Matthew 5:13-16)
Take money from those who have
no savings and give it to rich investors. (Luke 19:23-26)
If someone steals from you,
don't try to get it back. (Luke 6:30)
If someone hits you, invite
them to do it again. (Matthew 5:39)
If you lose a lawsuit, give
more than the judgment. (Matthew 5:40)
If someone forces you to walk
a mile, walk two miles. (Matthew 5:41)
If anyone asks you for
anything, give it to them without question. (Matthew 5:42)
Child Eating…
2
Kings 6:26-30: "Now as the king of Israel was passing by upon the
wall, a woman cried out to him, saying, "Help, my lord, O king!"
And he said, "If the Lord will not help you, whence shall I help you?
From the threshing floor, or from the wine
press?" And the king asked her, "What is your trouble?" She
answered, "This woman said to me, 'Give your son,
that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.' So we
boiled my son, and ate him. And on the next day I said to her, 'Give your
son, that we may eat him'; but she has hidden her son." When the king
heard the words of the woman he rent his clothes. . . And while [Elisha] was still speaking with them, the king came
down to him and said, ‘This trouble is from the Lord! . . .’ "
The tenth, and most
profound commandment, cooking a goat!
Exodus 34: 26 "(#9) Bring
the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the
house of the LORD your God.” (#10) "Do not cook a young goat in
its mother's milk." The first time Moses came down from Mount Sinai
with commandments, he merely recited a list (Exodus 20:2-17), which is the
version most churches today erroneously call the "Ten
Commandments," although they were not engraved on stone tablets and
not called "the ten commandments." The first set of stone tablets
was given to Moses at a subsequent trip up the mountain (Exodus 31:18). In
this farcical story, Moses petulantly destroyed those tablets when he saw
the people worshipping the golden calf (Exodus 32:19). So he went back for
a replacement.
God told Moses: "Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first:
and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables,
which thou brakest." (Exodus 34:1) Here is
what was on the replacement tablets (from Exodus 34:14-26): Thou shalt worship no other God. 2) Thou shalt
make thee no molten gods. 3) The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. 4) Six days thou shalt
work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest. 5)
Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks. 6) Thrice
in the year shall all your menchildren appear
before the Lord God. 7) Thou shalt
not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven. 8) Neither shall the
sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left
until the morning. 9) The first of the firstfruits
of thy land shalt thou bring unto the house of
the Lord thy God. 10) Thou shalt not seethe a kid
in his mother's milk. [KJV]
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Cruel Punishment
The infinite punishments of finite sins aside,
throughout the bible there are numerous instances of cruel punishment and
excessive cruelty dealt out by the god of the bible. The following is a
list of some of them:
Bear Eating Children:
2 Kings 2:23-24 “From
there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking
along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him.
"Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you
baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on
them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and
mauled forty-two of the youths.”
God kills the women and
children alike:
Hosea 13:16 “their
infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be
ripped up”
Corruption of seeds and
dung:
Malachi 2:
3-4: “Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung
upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take
you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto
you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith
the LORD of hosts.”
Child Robbing Animals
and Desolate People:
Leviticus 26:22 “I
will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children,
and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways
shall be desolate.”
Eat your kids:
Lev. 26: 28, 29: "Then I
will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you
seven times for your sins. And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the
flesh of your daughters shall ye eat."
Incurable Disease:
2
Chronicles 21:18 “After all this, the Lord afflicted Jehoram with an incurable disease of
the bowels.”
An assortment of
sorrows:
Indeed, throughout Leviticus god not
only resorts to the hideous children eating, but tells them if they do not
do as he says he will appoint over them "terror, consumption, burning
ague, sorrow of heart". They will "sow their seed in vain, be
slain before their enemies.." God says
he'll send pestilence among them, animals to rob them of their children,
and then our favorite - that they'll have to eat their own children. God
then goes on to say that he would rather have a land desolate with everyone
dead - than have these people not recognize the Sabbath! (Lev.
26:14-38).
50000 die due to 5
I Samuel 6: The ark of the Lord
passes by a town. Outside the town, 5 farmers “rejoice to see
it”. They praise god, make burnt offerings and open the ark for their
worship service to god. In return, God “smote the men of Bethshemesh because they had looked into the ark of the
Lord, even he smote of the people fifty thousand.” Here,
because 5 people look in the ark - god kills the 50,000 people of the city.
Kids
misbehaving? Stone them to death!
Deuteronomy 21:18-21, Exodus
21:1, Leviticus 20:9
Favoritism?
The Bible states that God shows
no favoritism to people (Acts 10:34; Deut. 10:17; Rom. 2:11; Gal. 2:6: Eph.
6:9; Col. 3:25; 1 Peter 1:17), but it also states that Yahweh selected one
people "above all people on the face of the earth" to be his
chosen people (Deut. 7:6). That hardly sounds like indiscriminate, unbiased
impartiality. The Old Testament is filled with merciless atrocities
that Yahweh presumably did himself, or commanded his chosen people to
commit against non-Hebraic people. In Deuteronomy 7:3, he commanded the
Israelites to invade Canaan and "utterly destroy" the people
living there and "show no mercy to them." Joshua 10:40 and 11:11
state that the Israelites obeyed these orders by utterly destroying the
people in the Canaanite cities and left nothing alive to breathe. Joshua
11:15, 20 declares that in doing these things,
they were merely obeying what Yahweh had commanded Moses. God also commands
people’s utter destruction in I Samuel 15:2,3,7,8.
Maybe these non-Hebraic people were worshiping other gods, or living
against Yahweh’s laws – but how many times had the Hebrews done
the same? Why didn’t god “utterly destroy” them
with “no mercy”? Because they were the
“chosen” people?
The same god said in Romans “before
they were born, before they did right or wrong, Jacob I loved and Esau I
hated.” Sounds like god favored Jacob, just a wee bit…
Killing the innocent
Is god acceptable
even to his owns laws? [Ex 20:13; Deut 27:25; Exo
23:7] Do not kill the innocent. [Ex 23:7; Deut 10:17; Ps 15:5; Ezek 22:12]
Cursed is he who accepts a bribe to strike down an innocent person.
Then god not only kills
innocent children in Noah’s flood, Sodom’s destruction, the
Israelite’s captivity, but also orders for it to be done in Hosea 13
“their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child
shall be ripped up.” In I Samuel 15:2-8 God orders “..spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant
and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass..” Where these
infants not innocent? Were they hell-bent, malicious criminals in
diapers? In the bible he makes various threats to rob people of their
children whether by disease, wild animals or invading enemies. It
seems god’s laws apply to all but him.
God and his children:
I
Samuel 6:19 " . . . and the people lamented because the Lord had
smitten many of the people with a great slaughter."
I
Samuel 15:2,3,7,8 "Thus saith
the Lord . . . Now go and smite Amalek, and
utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man
and woman, infant and suckling..”
Numbers
15:36 "And all the congregation brought him
without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord
commanded Moses."
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